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servants can be dumb

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 over my many years of existence i have had plenty of servants who do my will, and do work for me when i do not want to. the first ones were a bunch of neanderthals who killed people for me in exchange for me not killing them. and no, them eventually dying did not break that promise since i do not cause old age and natural deaths. over the years i have gotten a lot more servants coming in all sorts of shapes and sizes. we fears do like to have servants, it makes finding new victims easier and the servants themselves help keep our existence going. after all, worship comes from fear.  my most recent and longest running group of servants are the “timberwolves”. they were founded in 1978 by a human named richard dollen. I was tired of doing all the victim finding and scaring myself so i showed up to his one day as his father. his dead father, obviously.  richard was down on his luck and had taken to the human therapy of alcoholism. then he saw me as his dad and i told him about me, the fac
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this post has a pun in it

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 after i made my last post i decided to start working on stalking a new victim. pretty normal, boring guy. lost his wife a few years ago so that gave me plenty of fuel to use.  he went out for a hike on a trail near his house, so my plan was to use his wifes body-shut up you disgusting pervert i did not mean in that way-and stay close to him in the woods while he walked, close enough he would catch occasional glimpses but not close enough he would immediately see me. i thought it would be a nice start to a good month or two of stalking and spooking. i did this for about twenty minutes, and i could tell he was getting slightly unnerved, but i had to stop when i came across a dead deer. normally i would not care, animals do not usually end up in bliss and most fears do not care about them anyways...though that makes me curious, are there fears for animals? i will have to file that away to explore later,  no, what made me stop is that the dead deer got up off the ground. i realized deers
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about my comrades

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i would prefer to keep the irritating questions people ask to a minimum, and since i know most humans like to be as annoying as possible i have decided to “nip of the bud” and answer what i believe will be the most likely questions about my fellow fears. you know how you have “representatives” of your states and counties and districts (or something, human politics make my mind hurt)? we are like that. well, except for the much higher amount of metaphysics involved. when you humans learned to be afraid of the myriad things that could kill, torment or otherwise harm you in incredibly terrible ways, we were born. not long after we made sure you stayed afraid of the myriad things that could kill, torment or otherwise harm you in incredibly terrible ways. only natural, of course. we ensure our own continued existence, and ensure that humanity continues to fear. after all what would you be without fear? nothing. you are defined by your fears. we do have rules, though. we agreed on these rule
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welcome the archangel

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before i properly begin this introduction i want you humans to understand how stupid these “key boards” are. i have seen the english alphabet, i was there when it was invented, and the ones who perfected it live inside my body. yet you have chosen to spread the keys all around with no rhyme or reason?! it is one of the stupidest things i have ever seen, which is saying something considering i have seen practically everything in human history. not to mention all these extra command buttons are mixed in, along with numbers, and if you want capitals you have to press a special command button? it is a mess and i despise it. in fact the person who i stalked, mentally tormented and killed to get this keyboard and computer should be grateful that he does not have to deal with this awful device anymore. he isn’t. in fact currently he is just screaming. most people do that when they first realize they are dead and in bliss. they calm down eventually. now then. on to the introduction. i have bee
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